Crazy Facebook Statuses

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Crazy Facebook Statuses

Go crazy with these crazy Facebook statuses. We have updated this section with hundreds of crazy FB statuses. So, if you want some fun on Facebook with your friends, share these crazy fb status and enjoy for the comments from your friends. Hit like if you love these Crazy FB statuses.

People update their Crazy Facebook Statuses  when they really want to have fun online with their social friends on facebook and they spare no moment when they get a crazy idea for how they can amuse their friends.

There follows a great list of crazy facebook statuses.

  1. Well call me butter cuz I’m on a roll!
  2. I wish people looked like their personalities.
  3. I don’t care if you think I’m crazy. Life is too short to be normal.
  4. Hears “POP..POP..POP..” then giggles because they likes bubble wrap.
  5. Relationships would be easier if people came with a CLEAR HISTORY button.
  6. The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs .
  7. My teacher wear sun glasses when she teachs me bcoz I am a bright student.
  8. My most heavily used kitchen appliance is a fire extinguisher.
  9. Oh I’m just so crazy about you.
  10. I don’t have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long…
  11. My friend said I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn.
  12. You people are crazy! I know…I can recognize my kind.
  13. You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me. I’ll train you. Make your appointment today.
  14. That awkward moment when you wait for a text but you realize you are the one that didn’t reply.
  15. Sorry I got mad and said a bunch of things I meant but shouldn’t have said out loud.
  16. If you think I’m crazy, raise your hand…(READ MORE ABOUT AMAZING FACEBOOK STATUES)
  17. Special thanks to the penguins, couldn’t have done it without you.
  18. My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.
  19. You know you are crazy when the voices in your head start sending you text messages.
  20. Someone once told me that if you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean. If you hold a peanut shell to your ear, can you hear the circus ?
  21. If I randomly burst out in laughter, it’s usually ’cause I just told myself a joke I’d never heard before.
  22. Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.
  23. People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
  24. The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her.
  25. We all have that one person we hate but constantly look at their facebook profile.
  26. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
  27. I know I’m crazy. Don’t ruin my moment.
  28. I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.
  29. Boys think of girls just ike books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eye, they won’t bother to read what’s inside.
  30. The awkward moment when you enter class late and everyone stares at you.
  31. The greatest pleasure in life is doing the things people say you can’t.
  32. When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss …… Oh I’m just so crazy about you.
  33. People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don’t.
  34. I’m shy at first, but once I’m comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.
  35. Best line said by a guy to a Girl: The day i will go on knees for another girl … is the day i will tie a shoe lace for our daughter.. ?
  36. The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be the beginning.
  37. Boyfriend message to his Girfriend: Baby Sorry too Disturb you. can you send Me your Photo? It’s Urgent Serious matter “we r playing cardS & I have Lost my Queen” !!!!
  38. If someone offers you an amazing opportunity and you’re not sure you can do it, say yes. then learn how to do it later…
  39. You must expect great things of yourself before you can do them!!
  40. A crush a day keeps love away.!!
  41. celine handbags I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
  42. Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you…
  43. A dog will love you more then your wife… Don’t believe me? Lock both in the trunk of your car for an hour then see which one will be happy to see you.
  44. You are free to be whatever you want. Don’t waste that chance!
  45. Press “like” if you are crazy.
  46. If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
  47. My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
  48. Cannot trust anyone these days, fake is becoming the new trend…
  49. I just don’t understand how God would let us meet, if there is no way for us to be together.
  50. Beauty is not a competition all women want is to be the best version of themselves…
  51. Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B
  52. I don’t give up on people easily. But when I do, I don’t even care to see if they are breathing anymore..!!
  53. Best RElationship advice: Make sure youre the crazy One..
  54. I wish you told me from the start that you were gonna break my heart!!
  55. I’m Mad at my self, not you, I’m mad for always being nice, I’m mad for apologizing for the things I don’t do, I’m mad for getting attached, I’m mad for thinking about you, But most of all I’m mad for… Not hating you, when I should..
  56. People may think i’m crazy But really i’m just bored..
  57. Chemistry is great, but eventually your relationship moves out of the laboratory.(READ MORE ABOUT STATUS FOR FACEBOOK)
  58. Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way.
  59. If there’s one thing I hate the most, its seeing bad things happen to good people.
  60. I don’t necessarily call it “crazy” i call it happiness with benefits.”
  61. Blanket on – Too Hot Blanket off- Too cold one leg out perfect until the demon from paranornal Activity grabs it and drags you through the hall.
  62. I love this crazy tragic sometimes almost magic awful beautiful life!!
  63. Before you assume try this crazy method called asking.
  64. Relax We’re all crazy it’s not a competition!!
  65. If you have crazy friends, you have everything!!
  66. Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.
  67. click here I have a problem. My proble is love and ……… My solution is you.
  68. a, b, c, d, e, f, g, Gummy Bears Are Chasing ME. ONE IS Red, ONE IS Blue, ONE IS Peeing on MY Shoe. Now I’m Running For My Life Cause The Red One Has A knife!!!
  69. What is love? In math: equation; in history: a war; in chemistry:a reaction; in art: a heart; in me: YouPringles: The only chip company that doesn’t sell air.
  70. I hate when ex’s say… “I am here if you need me.” like….? where were you? when we were together & I needed you?
  71. Love never dies…only the lover changes. ?
  72. Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.
  73. canada goose A girl jogging in the park helps atleast 5 boys to be fit and in shape.
  74. If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old wil you be?
  75. Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?
  76. How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  77. When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
  78. I’m batter than you Ex and better then your NEXT!
  79. Being in a relationship is a full-time job; don’t apply if you’re not ready to commit.
  80. Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop & this page.
  81. You want to come into my life, the door is open. You want to leave my life, the door is open. Just one request; don’t stand in front of the door, you are blocking traffic ?
  82. A lot of men & women would rather stay single b’coz they are tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
  83. I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
  84. Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.
  85. If I drink alcohol, I am an alcoholic. But if I drink fanta than . . . . . . I am fantastic!
  86. Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? ?
  87. That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.
  88. Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
  89. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
  90. When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.
  91. Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Crazy World.
  92. Freedom of speech is lost when you get into a relationship and she is beautiful.
  93. I hate how chocolates immediately melt on my fingers. I mean, am i that hot?
  94. I’m crazy and i don’t pretend to be anything else.’
  95. Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
  96. Do you ever look at your friends and think “why the hell aren’t we comedians?”
  97. buy it When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
  98. We are all in the same game, just different levels. Dealing with the same hell, just different devils.

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